SpiffSupreme's Bio: 

ZOUNDS!

Junior in high school. Well -- technically speaking, anyway.

I have no idea what's going on. Sure, I'm here, but I'm not ... here here. It's all relative. Who really knows why a cow likes spinach? Can that spinach see itself in the cosmic apogee of this infantile dimension's trajectory? For what purpose does the cat sigh and the pinecone dream?

I wondered softly as a
Never have to eat or drink
He had always
And thus when at last he had discovered the true meaning
Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore...

"Peter, where are you going?"
"To find Ray's marbles. Then I'm gonna put 'em in a sock and beat 'im over the head with it."

Good times.

Snorlax.