Moderator's Note: As the title says, it's a song parody. Continue at your own risk (lol)

We Call Him Ray


I've a Ghostbuster in my mind
His name's Ray Stantz but we call him Ray
He is the Heart of the Ghostbusters
And that, my friends, he'll always stay

He drives all day, he shoots his gun, and then he lays-a-down the trap
He drives and drives and drives and drives
And that's what makes Ray Stantz
That's what makes Ray Stantz

But when they day's hustle and bustle is done then this Ghostbuster's work is just hardly begun
With all the other guys in bed and asleep
He puts on his robe
To the bottom to creep
He is deeply concerned with Slimer, you see--
"His behavior's not exactly top Pedigree."
So when he has got him lined up on the matting
He teaches him:
"Music, Crocheting and Tatting!"

I've a Ghostbuster in my mind
His name is Ray Stantz but we call him Ray
When he is in bed himself
Wierd fantsies carry him away
He teaches all the rookies how
to put the ghosts in the box from the trap
He works and works and works and works
And that's what makes Ray Stantz
That's what makes Ray Stantz

But when the day's hustle and bustle is done then the Ghostbuster's work is but hardly begun
He thinks Mr. Stay Puft
"Just needs employment..."
To prevent him from
"Idle and wanton destroyment!"
And so he has formed from this disorderly lout
A very well-disciplined helpful Boy Scout
"With a purpose in life and a good deed to do!"
And he's even created a Ghostbuster tattoo!

(instrumental)

For he's a jolly good Ghostbuster!

"Oh, Please, you're embarrassing me! *blush*"